Do I even have to say this? Why do I even have to say this? And yet…
Putting your feet on the seats is wrong
Putting your Ugg shod feet on the seats is more wrong (on taste grounds, if nothing else)
Putting your Ugg shod feet on the seat that someone else is sitting on – someone who you don’t know, and who has to adopt a painful-looking twisted position so that she can keep herself away from your Ugg shod feet while simultaneously glaring at you as you chatter obliviously into your mobile phone about your last skiing holiday – is wronger than wrong.
I’d have blogged this last night but I was out and we came back in a tube train full of underaged overexcited teens going out to some nightclub or other and the high-pitched shrill squawking noise they made drove all of the words out of my head.
I’m sure I was never that loud.