Mustn’t cough. *cough*
Coughing on public transport is bad and wrong *cough* *cough*
If I cough into my hand *cough* then that just gets cold germs all over my hands and then onto the doors and the seats and everything *cough*
But then if I don’t cough into my hand that’s disgusting *cough* *cough* and gets cold germs into the air and all over my fellow travellers. Should cough into a handkerchief, if only I had such a thing. *cough*
It’s not even as though it’s a proper cough, bringing up loads of phlegm or anything. *cough* just a dry tickly cough *cough* that I can’t seem to stop *cough* however irritating it is to everyone else *cough*
Just don’t think about coughing.
think about anything else but coughing
Oh damnit, it would be better just to have a real good cough and get it over with. *cough*
Everyone’s looking at me now…
Wonder how many people I infected this morning?