I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed this little encounter:
No sooner had I pressed ‘submit’ on my last entry than the phone rang.
Disgruntled Commuter: Hello?
Telesales person: Hello I’m Kendra from CrapSales company
DC: Sorry, this number is registered with the TPS
TP: Oh, sorry, I’ll take it off the list.
DC: Thanks, bye. (puts phone down) YEESSSS!
Of course it would have been better if Kendra hadn’t rung at all, but that way I would never have known how well it worked …